Okay, Ozzy. Please don't cook anymore. The other night, Ozzy Osborne was apparently trying to make a bacon sandwich, and started another fire in his house. It was just back in January that the Ozzmeister singed his hair, and burned off his eyebrows. I know I'm supposed to believe Ozzy is sober, but it doesn't add up to me. It just so happens that his wife Sharon was out of town at the time, so he really had nobody to answer to, and was probably a bit tipsy. I'm getting a flashback to the old movie "The Decline of Western Civilization Part II, The Metal Years," where Ozzy is in the kitchen doing an interview while cooking and spilling booze. Check it out. I'd hate to see the "Prince of Darkness" become the "Prince of Crispy."
Photo by U.S. Navy photo by Journalist 3rd Class Devin Wright (http://www.news.navy.mil/view_single.asp?id=12519) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons