A woman is paying for some purchases at the store. As she reaches for her card, a TV remote control falls out of her purse.
The sales clerk asks, “Do you always carry your TV remote?”
“No.” the woman says, “But my husband refused to come shopping with me today. I figured this was a great way to pay him back.”
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