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I Loved that Cat!

by Joe Cassady

A man goes on a 2-month business trip to Europe and leaves his cat with his brother. Three days before his return he calls his brother.

Brother 1: So how is my cat doing?

Brother 2: He's Dead

Brother 1: He's Dead! What do you mean he's dead! I loved that cat. Couldn't you think of a nicer way to tell me! I'm leaving in 3 days. You could’ve broken the news easier. Today, you could’ve told me that she got out of the house or something. Then when I called before I left you could’ve told me, “Well, we found her but she is up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down.” Then when I call you from the airport you could’ve told me, the Fire Department was there and scared her off the roof and the cat died when it hit the ground.

Brother 2: I'm sorry ... you're right ... that was insensitive I won't let it happen again.

Brother 1: Alright, alright, forget about it. Anyway, how is Mom doing?

Brother 2: She's up on the roof and we're having trouble getting her down. 

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