The boss was concerned that his employees weren't giving him enough respect, so he tried an old fashioned method of persuasion: He brought in a sign that said I'm the Boss and taped it to his door.
After lunch, he noticed someone had taped another note under his. Your wife called. She wants her sign back!
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